1 00:00:02,190 --> 00:00:06,730 I know Greta doesn't sound very Scandinavian, but my mother was English 2 00:00:06,730 --> 00:00:07,990 couldn't win all the arguments. 3 00:00:09,050 --> 00:00:13,290 When I first came to this country, I thought some of the more liberal ideas 4 00:00:13,290 --> 00:00:14,290 love and sex. 5 00:00:14,470 --> 00:00:18,630 And I'm the first one to admit that I was very lucky the way it all turned 6 00:00:19,450 --> 00:00:20,450 But let's stop. 7 00:00:25,770 --> 00:00:27,910 Hey, Gloria, make me a bloody marathon. 8 00:00:28,130 --> 00:00:29,870 This night in here is killing me. 9 00:00:30,110 --> 00:00:31,110 Coming right up. 10 00:00:31,290 --> 00:00:32,290 That's a great idea. 11 00:00:32,369 --> 00:00:33,370 Why didn't I think of that? 12 00:00:47,430 --> 00:00:48,430 Thanks, honey. 13 00:00:54,650 --> 00:00:57,390 Say, how have you been looking at the gates? Will there be a clock or 14 00:00:57,990 --> 00:00:58,990 Grim, baby, grim. 15 00:00:59,310 --> 00:01:00,310 But we'll find something. 16 00:01:00,810 --> 00:01:02,730 You better, this place is so drag. 17 00:02:06,589 --> 00:02:07,990 um 18 00:03:54,090 --> 00:03:55,090 Thank you. 19 00:04:22,950 --> 00:04:23,950 How are you doing? 20 00:04:24,310 --> 00:04:29,070 Oh, listen to this. Lovely apartment in a quiet building for a fine young 21 00:04:29,070 --> 00:04:30,250 couple. You ready for that? 22 00:04:30,710 --> 00:04:31,710 Here's another. 23 00:04:31,730 --> 00:04:34,670 Quiet building, no children, no pets. 24 00:04:35,210 --> 00:04:36,290 And listen to this. 25 00:04:36,870 --> 00:04:37,870 References required. 26 00:04:38,130 --> 00:04:39,130 You've got to be kidding. 27 00:04:39,390 --> 00:04:42,790 No, I can't believe it. They want references before they'll take our 28 00:04:46,350 --> 00:04:47,890 We're home, baby. Listen to this. 29 00:04:48,790 --> 00:04:50,610 For single swingers only. 30 00:04:51,599 --> 00:04:55,440 Deluxe apartments for uninhibited unmarried. 31 00:04:55,760 --> 00:04:57,080 Wow, terrific. 32 00:04:57,580 --> 00:04:58,920 Let's move it in there, baby. 33 00:04:59,420 --> 00:05:01,080 You don't find these too often. 34 00:05:28,650 --> 00:05:29,650 Oh, yeah. 35 00:05:29,970 --> 00:05:30,970 That's nice. 36 00:05:31,190 --> 00:05:35,750 Well, as you can see, we've had it recarpeted and repainted. We've even had 37 00:05:35,750 --> 00:05:36,750 drapes installed. 38 00:05:37,270 --> 00:05:39,170 Really? Come on, let me show you the kitchen. 39 00:05:48,430 --> 00:05:54,510 As you can see, the appliances are almost new. We had them installed for 40 00:05:54,510 --> 00:05:56,010 girls that lived here before. 41 00:05:56,840 --> 00:06:00,160 They only lived here for a few months. We had to make them move. 42 00:06:00,380 --> 00:06:01,580 A little too wild, huh? 43 00:06:01,980 --> 00:06:03,420 Even for a swinger's arms? 44 00:06:03,760 --> 00:06:04,860 Well, never that. 45 00:06:05,640 --> 00:06:11,480 They got married to a couple of guys that lived here, and our ad says for 46 00:06:11,480 --> 00:06:12,480 swingers only. 47 00:06:13,340 --> 00:06:17,960 The only turnover we have is when one of them decides to get married. 48 00:06:19,420 --> 00:06:21,840 I can see you two will fit in just fine. 49 00:06:22,520 --> 00:06:24,080 Well, Gracie, what do you think? 50 00:06:24,620 --> 00:06:27,380 Well, I'm sold. Let's write a check and move in tomorrow. 51 00:06:28,940 --> 00:06:30,260 That's what I like, decisions. 52 00:06:30,800 --> 00:06:33,120 I know you two will fit in just fine. 53 00:06:34,380 --> 00:06:38,780 I'm a little ashamed to admit it, not that I knew what the place was like, but 54 00:06:38,780 --> 00:06:39,920 we did fit right in. 55 00:06:54,510 --> 00:06:56,810 Apartments all separated, suiciding yourself. 56 00:06:57,090 --> 00:06:58,090 That's good. 57 00:06:59,070 --> 00:07:00,070 Hey, Arnie. 58 00:07:00,270 --> 00:07:01,290 Vig the new talent. 59 00:07:01,570 --> 00:07:03,530 I was just beginning to wonder about this place. 60 00:07:03,830 --> 00:07:04,830 I'm hip. 61 00:07:20,090 --> 00:07:23,390 Hey, let's go play Boy Scout before somebody else gets to it, huh? 62 00:07:31,400 --> 00:07:34,020 Can we give you a hand with some of those bundles? They look like they're a 63 00:07:34,020 --> 00:07:35,020 little hard to handle. 64 00:07:35,340 --> 00:07:38,820 Man, could you ever. For a couple of transits, I don't know how we collect so 65 00:07:38,820 --> 00:07:40,620 much junk. Yeah, I know just how it is. 66 00:07:41,300 --> 00:07:43,640 Your lifesavers. This is Gloria and Greg. 67 00:07:43,960 --> 00:07:47,660 Oh, yeah? Hi, thank you. This is Dave and mine's Ani. How you doing? 68 00:07:47,980 --> 00:07:50,480 While we get to it. Yeah, come on. Let's get those boxes loaded. 69 00:07:52,740 --> 00:07:56,880 We thought we were moving into a real cool place full of young people who just 70 00:07:56,880 --> 00:07:58,700 wanted to have a good time. You know. 71 00:07:59,130 --> 00:08:03,290 No neighbors to make a fuss if the hi -fi was a little too loud, or the party 72 00:08:03,290 --> 00:08:04,290 little too late. 73 00:08:04,490 --> 00:08:08,970 We had a great recreation room, with a pool table, a little kitchen and a bar, 74 00:08:09,090 --> 00:08:11,150 and of course a lovely swimming pool. 75 00:08:11,450 --> 00:08:16,170 And there was even a little exercise room, and a sauna bath, and that sauna 76 00:08:16,170 --> 00:08:17,170 bath, whoa! 77 00:08:17,590 --> 00:08:22,450 We didn't know it at the time, but it pays us all to pull away our people. 78 00:08:49,000 --> 00:08:50,520 There was this one girl, Connie. 79 00:08:50,920 --> 00:08:54,980 She was the apartment house name. You know, a sort of everybody's playmate. 80 00:08:55,220 --> 00:08:58,160 She went with all the guys in the place, any place. 81 00:08:58,720 --> 00:09:03,120 We didn't know it right away, but Connie was plenty jealous of all the attention 82 00:09:03,120 --> 00:09:04,980 we were getting from her old boyfriends. 83 00:09:05,220 --> 00:09:06,340 We were helping her. 84 00:09:41,230 --> 00:09:42,209 Hi, baby. 85 00:09:42,210 --> 00:09:43,210 Hi. 86 00:09:43,530 --> 00:09:46,010 Then it feels good to relax a little, doesn't it? 87 00:09:47,090 --> 00:09:51,310 You know, sometimes there's really too much action around here. 88 00:09:53,290 --> 00:09:58,950 Well, right now, I could use a little, you know, that feeling. 89 00:09:59,630 --> 00:10:01,030 I'm kind of tired. 90 00:10:01,570 --> 00:10:04,950 I know what you mean. 91 00:10:06,030 --> 00:10:08,630 So why don't you try using the vibrating band? 92 00:10:10,590 --> 00:10:11,590 I won't do that. 93 00:10:12,830 --> 00:10:14,090 Well, we'll see you later then. 94 00:10:14,390 --> 00:10:15,390 Sure. 95 00:16:20,970 --> 00:16:23,570 I thought this was supposed to be relaxing. 96 00:16:24,590 --> 00:16:26,470 I found it stimulating. 97 00:16:47,050 --> 00:16:48,610 Thanks a lot Phyllis. 98 00:16:48,990 --> 00:16:50,690 I don't think we could have ever made it without him. 99 00:16:51,510 --> 00:16:55,010 Okay, it's about the only exercise we get around here, except for an 100 00:16:55,010 --> 00:16:56,350 splash in the pool. 101 00:16:56,650 --> 00:16:57,650 Yeah, that's a good idea. 102 00:16:57,930 --> 00:17:00,890 Why don't we all go for a swim? You know, you two have earned a break. 103 00:17:01,350 --> 00:17:03,190 No, thanks, man. I'm tired. 104 00:17:03,950 --> 00:17:07,329 Okay, well, I think I'm going to go for one. You know, it's been so darn hot 105 00:17:07,329 --> 00:17:08,630 lately. Okay. 106 00:17:10,030 --> 00:17:12,349 We'll come back a little later with some drinks. 107 00:17:12,869 --> 00:17:15,609 It's an old tradition that I've just established. 108 00:17:16,800 --> 00:17:19,740 Thanks a lot, fellas. Yeah, thanks a lot. Take it easy, girls. Thanks very 109 00:17:20,339 --> 00:17:22,880 I didn't know we had accumulated that much junk. 110 00:17:23,180 --> 00:17:25,060 Me neither, but I'm glad we did. 111 00:17:25,480 --> 00:17:28,020 Gave us a chance to look at some of the local talent. 112 00:17:28,500 --> 00:17:29,600 Really dig that Arnie. 113 00:17:29,840 --> 00:17:31,720 Oh, good. I like David more anyway. 114 00:17:33,020 --> 00:17:35,260 I think we found a new home. 115 00:17:36,460 --> 00:17:37,460 Great event. 116 00:17:38,940 --> 00:17:39,940 Well, relax. 117 00:17:40,360 --> 00:17:41,600 I've got to take a shower. 118 00:17:42,660 --> 00:17:44,740 I really feel raunchy. 119 00:17:45,520 --> 00:17:46,520 Okay. 120 00:18:14,760 --> 00:18:17,660 Gosh, it was nice of those guys to help us move in. 121 00:18:18,360 --> 00:18:20,360 I almost wish I wasn't that tired. 122 00:18:21,120 --> 00:18:26,260 It would feel good to go up a nice swim, especially with David, but there'll be 123 00:18:26,260 --> 00:18:27,139 other times. 124 00:18:27,140 --> 00:18:29,560 No sense trying to do everything in one day. 125 00:18:30,600 --> 00:18:33,060 I can't wait to get him in that sauna bath. 126 00:18:33,760 --> 00:18:36,580 I'll show him some of the things we learned in my country. 127 00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:49,460 This apartment is sure nicer than the other one. 128 00:18:49,920 --> 00:18:51,760 I'm really glad we moved in. 129 00:18:52,280 --> 00:18:55,580 It would be great living in a place where we can have a little fun. 130 00:18:56,300 --> 00:18:59,720 In that other place, everybody was complaining about everything. 131 00:19:00,260 --> 00:19:02,480 And there was nobody there who was interesting. 132 00:19:03,680 --> 00:19:07,860 I've been in this country six months and haven't met any nice men. 133 00:19:08,280 --> 00:19:12,000 And here I come and meet David as soon as we start moving in. 134 00:19:55,210 --> 00:19:56,990 Oh, where's all this stuff going to? 135 00:19:57,690 --> 00:19:59,570 I'll just have to throw something away. 136 00:20:00,250 --> 00:20:02,150 I don't think I'll ever move again. 137 00:20:52,940 --> 00:20:53,940 tied up right now. 138 00:20:54,380 --> 00:20:56,660 Well, I'm sorry to have bothered you. 139 00:21:13,860 --> 00:21:14,860 Hi, Ted. 140 00:21:15,260 --> 00:21:16,260 How are you doing? 141 00:21:16,720 --> 00:21:17,860 Long time no hear. 142 00:21:19,360 --> 00:21:20,760 Yes, it's Connie. 143 00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:24,820 Why don't you drop over for a drink? It's early yet. 144 00:21:26,380 --> 00:21:29,360 Well... All right, then. 145 00:21:29,640 --> 00:21:30,760 Don't call me baby. 146 00:21:30,960 --> 00:21:31,960 I'll call you. 147 00:21:54,730 --> 00:21:55,730 You brought some goodies. 148 00:21:55,790 --> 00:21:56,489 Oh, hi. 149 00:21:56,490 --> 00:22:00,130 Yeah, we decided that the inner body needs liquid refreshment a little bit 150 00:22:00,130 --> 00:22:01,130 than the outer body. 151 00:22:01,410 --> 00:22:02,510 That sounds good. 152 00:22:02,850 --> 00:22:03,850 You better believe it. 153 00:22:04,050 --> 00:22:08,030 Here you are, sweetheart, and welcome to Ye Olde Swinger's Arm. 154 00:22:12,570 --> 00:22:13,570 Oops. 155 00:22:16,470 --> 00:22:18,270 Why didn't you tell me we had guests? 156 00:22:19,050 --> 00:22:20,810 Sorry, how many did this book take? 157 00:22:21,290 --> 00:22:22,290 Well, Pee Bean Ruth. 158 00:22:22,830 --> 00:22:26,590 She just loves to watch and listen. 159 00:22:27,150 --> 00:22:28,310 Oh, come on. 160 00:22:28,990 --> 00:22:30,970 No kidding. That's her bag. 161 00:22:31,230 --> 00:22:36,310 Now, she doesn't know that we know. But sometimes, if someone knows that she's 162 00:22:36,310 --> 00:22:41,250 standing outside, they leave the drape a little open and really put on a show. 163 00:22:41,710 --> 00:22:43,070 Blows her mind. 164 00:22:45,630 --> 00:22:48,090 Gloria, we really moved into a pit. 165 00:22:49,910 --> 00:22:53,340 Say, by the way, What is going on around here tonight? 166 00:22:53,880 --> 00:22:56,700 I thought this was supposed to be a swinger's arms. 167 00:22:57,480 --> 00:22:59,920 It's been more like a tomb with a view all afternoon. 168 00:23:00,440 --> 00:23:07,360 Yeah, well, one of the old tenants got himself married and taken a lease up in 169 00:23:07,360 --> 00:23:08,360 Apple Canyon. 170 00:23:08,620 --> 00:23:11,620 Now they want to break the lease, so the gang is up there helping them. 171 00:23:11,860 --> 00:23:14,000 So you want to go to Apple Canyon and help break a lease? 172 00:23:14,220 --> 00:23:15,360 Let's go to Apple Canyon. 173 00:23:16,140 --> 00:23:17,740 Not for me, thanks. I'm beat. 174 00:23:18,400 --> 00:23:19,400 Yeah, me too. 175 00:23:19,440 --> 00:23:23,540 Gracie, I have got a couple of great steaks in my apartment someplace, so why 176 00:23:23,540 --> 00:23:25,960 don't we go over to my place and throw them on the barbecue? 177 00:23:26,380 --> 00:23:31,500 I even have a bottle of wine that is so groovy you can't even taste the feet. 178 00:23:31,800 --> 00:23:35,980 Okay, Dave, that sounds lovely. I don't really feel like cooking tonight, not 179 00:23:35,980 --> 00:23:36,980 even going out. 180 00:23:38,440 --> 00:23:44,520 Oh, well, if that's the way it is, I'm a passing fair chef myself, and I make 181 00:23:44,520 --> 00:23:45,880 some very good drinks. 182 00:23:46,830 --> 00:23:51,090 Also, I have a very fine collection of etchings. 183 00:23:51,730 --> 00:23:53,250 Great, I'll go get my robe. 184 00:23:53,470 --> 00:23:54,770 Okay, yeah. 185 00:24:01,590 --> 00:24:04,110 Well, so what? You've got to go to work early. 186 00:24:05,690 --> 00:24:07,090 So what else is new? 187 00:24:08,610 --> 00:24:12,550 All right, Mr. Sirius. Just forget I called. Forget it. 188 00:25:19,850 --> 00:25:20,850 Hey, kind baby. 189 00:25:21,910 --> 00:25:22,910 Where's the action? 190 00:25:23,990 --> 00:25:26,130 This place is like a morgue, ma 'am. 191 00:25:26,630 --> 00:25:27,850 You said it. 192 00:25:28,330 --> 00:25:32,810 If you'd gotten that loaded here tonight, you'd be guilty of solitary 193 00:25:37,750 --> 00:25:39,130 Hey, listen. 194 00:25:39,610 --> 00:25:42,550 I've got some booze. Why don't you come and have a drink? 195 00:25:42,850 --> 00:25:45,090 Okay. Whatever you say, honey. 196 00:25:57,160 --> 00:25:58,160 You want a drink? 197 00:25:58,740 --> 00:26:00,380 I just want to drink you in, baby. 198 00:26:00,840 --> 00:26:01,940 Wonderful idea. 199 00:26:19,040 --> 00:26:21,120 That was a delicious dinner, David. 200 00:26:21,700 --> 00:26:22,840 Let me do the dishes. 201 00:26:23,320 --> 00:26:26,080 Nope. The dishes can wait until tomorrow. 202 00:26:26,830 --> 00:26:30,530 Come on, let's go in the other room. Come on, let's go into the other room. 203 00:26:30,530 --> 00:26:32,710 turned out to be the slogan of the whole apartment. 204 00:26:33,390 --> 00:26:37,390 Nobody seemed to care who it was with, as long as they went into the other room 205 00:26:37,390 --> 00:26:38,390 with somebody. 206 00:26:39,490 --> 00:26:42,670 I have to admit, I was terribly attracted to David. 207 00:26:43,510 --> 00:26:46,910 And I tried to make things seem different than I knew they really were. 208 00:26:57,360 --> 00:26:58,500 They, they mean me. 209 00:27:00,120 --> 00:27:01,500 Sure, anything you say, baby. 210 00:27:01,740 --> 00:27:02,740 What's wrong? 211 00:27:02,880 --> 00:27:06,780 Nothing is wrong. It's just that I want to tell you something that I don't know 212 00:27:06,780 --> 00:27:07,900 really quite how to start. 213 00:27:08,780 --> 00:27:09,780 Well, 214 00:27:12,540 --> 00:27:14,840 it's just that we all live wild, you know. 215 00:27:15,260 --> 00:27:16,740 No angels and all that. 216 00:27:16,960 --> 00:27:18,940 But there are limits, at least for me. 217 00:27:19,480 --> 00:27:22,780 But, like Gloria, with her everything goes. 218 00:27:23,360 --> 00:27:25,700 But I'm not condemning her. It's her life. 219 00:27:26,220 --> 00:27:28,680 But for me, I'm not like that. 220 00:27:28,920 --> 00:27:30,200 Love is something special. 221 00:27:30,480 --> 00:27:34,080 Just not like nights, entertainment, like watching TV. 222 00:27:35,560 --> 00:27:36,560 I'm hip. 223 00:27:36,880 --> 00:27:40,060 You mean what you're trying to say, Gracie, is that you're not too crazy 224 00:27:40,060 --> 00:27:41,060 my advances? 225 00:27:41,320 --> 00:27:43,560 That's exactly what I'm not trying to tell you, David. 226 00:27:44,120 --> 00:27:48,500 I want you to make love to me. It's just that, well, then you think I make love 227 00:27:48,500 --> 00:27:50,300 to everybody, and I'm not like that. 228 00:27:50,820 --> 00:27:52,020 I swear I'm not. 229 00:27:52,700 --> 00:27:55,060 I know, honey, because I feel the same way about you. 230 00:27:57,080 --> 00:28:01,280 Dave, please don't be lying to me. I can just take so much hurting. 231 00:28:59,310 --> 00:29:01,190 I have some drinks, and so far I've seen neither. 232 00:29:02,950 --> 00:29:04,290 Well, don't bug me, honey. 233 00:29:05,670 --> 00:29:09,730 Who wants to stay in that crummy living room when we can be much more 234 00:29:09,730 --> 00:29:15,730 comfortable in here, where we can really relax and take the weight off? 235 00:29:16,470 --> 00:29:18,110 I'll get some drinks in a little while. 236 00:29:18,790 --> 00:29:19,790 Yeah, Tony. 237 00:29:24,830 --> 00:29:25,789 I know. 238 00:29:25,790 --> 00:29:27,290 It was all a con job. 239 00:29:28,780 --> 00:29:29,820 Well, I'll tell you something. 240 00:29:31,100 --> 00:29:37,960 The first time I looked at you, I only had one thing on my mind, 241 00:29:37,960 --> 00:29:43,000 and that was to get you here and to have you in my arms. 242 00:29:52,140 --> 00:29:54,820 You know, I'd be a liar if I didn't say the same thing. 243 00:31:39,030 --> 00:31:40,430 Baby. 244 00:33:35,630 --> 00:33:38,830 I don't know what it is that makes me so irresistible to you tonight, honey. 245 00:33:40,130 --> 00:33:41,710 But I'm awfully glad I have it. 246 00:33:42,830 --> 00:33:44,290 You'll never know, darling. 247 00:33:45,610 --> 00:33:46,690 You'll never know. 248 00:35:05,710 --> 00:35:06,710 I love you. 249 00:35:06,730 --> 00:35:09,130 I love you. 250 00:37:56,750 --> 00:37:57,850 Relax, honey. It's nothing. 251 00:37:59,010 --> 00:38:00,210 What do you mean, it's nothing? 252 00:38:00,930 --> 00:38:04,070 Look, honey, it's like I told you. Ruth, she's a peep freak. 253 00:38:04,490 --> 00:38:06,070 Well, she'll be a lot for a little while. 254 00:38:06,350 --> 00:38:07,350 Don't worry. 255 00:38:07,970 --> 00:38:09,310 Nobody here says anything. 256 00:38:09,670 --> 00:38:10,890 Well, I'm saying something. 257 00:38:11,950 --> 00:38:14,930 Look, honey, I'm two months behind in my rent. 258 00:38:16,090 --> 00:38:19,010 Now, Ruth isn't going to kick anybody out who puts on a little show for them 259 00:38:19,010 --> 00:38:20,010 occasionally. 260 00:38:21,170 --> 00:38:25,270 And the way we live around here, you may be a little rent short yourself some 261 00:38:25,270 --> 00:38:26,270 month. 262 00:38:26,670 --> 00:38:28,070 That is a strong point. 263 00:39:29,520 --> 00:39:30,520 Huh? 264 00:40:27,850 --> 00:40:30,590 What's Gloria gonna think? It's night in my new apartment. 265 00:40:30,890 --> 00:40:32,690 I'm not even sleeping in my own bed. 266 00:40:38,450 --> 00:40:45,450 The first night in my new apartment, and I'm not even in 267 00:40:45,450 --> 00:40:46,450 my own bed. 268 00:40:46,570 --> 00:40:48,070 I wonder what Gracey would think. 269 00:41:52,140 --> 00:41:53,460 reports to do before tomorrow's meeting. 270 00:41:54,920 --> 00:41:56,260 I'm glad I asked. 271 00:41:56,680 --> 00:41:58,920 I had a feeling it was the only way I'd find out. 272 00:41:59,220 --> 00:42:00,220 Ask me anytime. 273 00:42:01,460 --> 00:42:03,320 My, but you're charming this morning. 274 00:42:04,360 --> 00:42:05,360 Charm, charm. 275 00:42:07,020 --> 00:42:10,180 We have a lot of things to discuss, but they can wait till later. 276 00:42:10,700 --> 00:42:12,060 I'm leaving for work now. 277 00:42:12,980 --> 00:42:13,980 So long. 278 00:42:14,080 --> 00:42:15,080 Goodbye. 279 00:42:30,780 --> 00:42:32,220 Measurements check out to the inch. 280 00:42:32,940 --> 00:42:36,340 Well, I guess the chick made some mistake when she was typing out the 281 00:42:36,340 --> 00:42:37,800 report. That figures. 282 00:42:38,200 --> 00:42:42,140 All day in a wild goose chase to find out something you've already paid 283 00:42:42,140 --> 00:42:43,140 else to learn. 284 00:42:43,460 --> 00:42:44,700 Hey, what's the matter, James? 285 00:42:44,980 --> 00:42:46,700 Not your usual bubbly self today? 286 00:42:47,040 --> 00:42:48,040 Something up? 287 00:42:48,300 --> 00:42:49,300 Nothing. 288 00:42:50,260 --> 00:42:52,300 Oh, then tell me you've had another beef with Elaine. 289 00:42:53,820 --> 00:42:54,820 What are you, psychic? 290 00:42:56,780 --> 00:43:00,100 Arnie, life is a continual conflict. 291 00:43:01,520 --> 00:43:05,020 This marriage of ours is on the rocks and we just don't have the energy to 292 00:43:05,020 --> 00:43:08,700 it off. Oh, don't tell me, man. I've been through that whole ritual. 293 00:43:09,120 --> 00:43:11,860 Hey, that's not really what's bothering me. 294 00:43:12,600 --> 00:43:14,860 I got this new chick. Great one, too. 295 00:43:15,640 --> 00:43:17,440 But she won't go into a motel. 296 00:43:17,740 --> 00:43:18,900 Makes her feel cheap. 297 00:43:19,220 --> 00:43:20,220 No, hassle friend. 298 00:43:20,260 --> 00:43:21,580 The swing of the arms will come through. 299 00:43:22,180 --> 00:43:23,118 Who knows? 300 00:43:23,120 --> 00:43:25,140 Maybe in a month or two you'll be a tenant there. 301 00:43:26,080 --> 00:43:27,080 Look. 302 00:43:27,340 --> 00:43:30,620 Get a copy of that made, baby. Anytime you want to use the pad, just let me 303 00:43:30,620 --> 00:43:33,900 know. There's plenty of places around there where I can stay comfortably. 304 00:43:34,980 --> 00:43:36,420 How about tonight for openers? 305 00:43:36,840 --> 00:43:37,880 Sure, why not? 306 00:43:38,440 --> 00:43:39,940 I wasn't going to use the place anyway. 307 00:43:42,680 --> 00:43:47,220 Gee, Gloria, I just don't know what to say. I mean, about your marriage being 308 00:43:47,220 --> 00:43:48,220 the rocks and all. 309 00:43:48,440 --> 00:43:49,440 I know, honey. 310 00:43:49,820 --> 00:43:50,820 That's all right. 311 00:43:51,500 --> 00:43:55,700 I'll survive. It's just that Jim and I, we don't have anything going anymore. 312 00:43:56,350 --> 00:43:57,970 Is there anything I can do to be of help? 313 00:43:58,250 --> 00:44:03,150 Well, I'm rather embarrassed to mention it, but there is something. 314 00:44:03,710 --> 00:44:04,710 Just name it. 315 00:44:05,510 --> 00:44:11,630 Well, there hasn't been anything between us, Jim and I, for a long, well, for 316 00:44:11,630 --> 00:44:12,630 months. 317 00:44:13,310 --> 00:44:17,810 And, well, with Jim being away all the time, I've fallen madly in love with 318 00:44:17,810 --> 00:44:18,649 another man. 319 00:44:18,650 --> 00:44:21,750 Oh, that's wonderful. For a while there, I thought you'd sit around and mope 320 00:44:21,750 --> 00:44:23,550 over the creek, feeling sorry for yourself. 321 00:44:23,930 --> 00:44:25,150 No, it's not that. 322 00:44:25,450 --> 00:44:29,950 It's just that Harry's wife, well, Harry's the guy, and his wife is 323 00:44:29,950 --> 00:44:35,830 jealous and suspicious, and we're scared to go, scared to go anywhere. 324 00:44:36,390 --> 00:44:40,210 Oh, honey, that's no problem. Look, any time you want to use my pad, just let me 325 00:44:40,210 --> 00:44:43,860 know. And my roommate Gracie and I, well, we'll just go someplace else for a 326 00:44:43,860 --> 00:44:45,820 while. Oh, would tonight be too soon? 327 00:44:46,100 --> 00:44:50,360 Honest, Gloria, I'm about ready to go out of my mind. Of course not. I'm hip. 328 00:44:50,660 --> 00:44:53,600 I don't know how you could stand it. Look, here's my key. 329 00:44:53,900 --> 00:44:56,460 And I'll just give Gracie a call after lunch. 330 00:45:20,650 --> 00:45:24,430 didn't know it at the time, but another girl had just moved in. 331 00:45:24,810 --> 00:45:27,570 A girl who just seemed to want to make trouble. 332 00:45:28,290 --> 00:45:33,890 She made it a point to know just what everybody was doing and if possible to 333 00:45:33,890 --> 00:45:34,910 involved in it. 334 00:45:35,490 --> 00:45:39,590 Today it all worked out. She picked a pretty good day to get started. 335 00:45:40,330 --> 00:45:45,330 In most apartments it would seem to be just an ordinary peaceful late 336 00:45:45,550 --> 00:45:49,830 but in the swingers' arms it was the calm before the storm. 337 00:46:39,850 --> 00:46:41,390 Honey, this was a great idea. 338 00:46:41,990 --> 00:46:43,530 Where'd you ever find this place? 339 00:46:44,010 --> 00:46:45,150 What kind of line? 340 00:47:44,420 --> 00:47:45,420 Sure, Gloria. 341 00:47:45,440 --> 00:47:46,460 Sure, I'll remember. 342 00:47:47,160 --> 00:47:51,020 A good friend of yours is going to borrow our apartment late this 343 00:47:51,860 --> 00:47:54,000 If the curtains are closed, they're there. 344 00:47:55,040 --> 00:47:56,040 Yeah, I understand. 345 00:47:56,640 --> 00:47:57,640 That's okay. 346 00:47:58,100 --> 00:47:59,980 I'll go over and see David for a while. 347 00:48:01,240 --> 00:48:02,240 Sure. 348 00:48:02,480 --> 00:48:03,740 Okay. See you later. 349 00:48:43,800 --> 00:48:45,540 Well, Cupid, you've done it again. 350 00:48:55,460 --> 00:48:56,480 Oh, hi, Gloria. 351 00:48:56,760 --> 00:48:57,760 Come on up. 352 00:49:01,720 --> 00:49:03,060 Hi, baby. What's up? 353 00:49:04,279 --> 00:49:05,500 Everything's up from what I gather. 354 00:49:06,960 --> 00:49:09,440 How about coming up to my pad? I'll buy you a drink. 355 00:49:11,800 --> 00:49:13,080 Crazy. Why not? 356 00:50:13,740 --> 00:50:16,240 What kind of place is this anyhow? 357 00:50:16,840 --> 00:50:18,880 Isn't it bad enough the way we live? 358 00:50:19,300 --> 00:50:22,260 Now we seem to be lending the building out to other people. 359 00:50:22,800 --> 00:50:25,540 One thing I'm learning from this whole business... 360 00:50:25,760 --> 00:50:31,780 Certain kinds of apartments, apartments which advertise with an anything -goes 361 00:50:31,780 --> 00:50:34,920 approach, attract certain kind of people. 362 00:50:35,500 --> 00:50:40,840 They attract people who are unsure of themselves, people who go to any length 363 00:50:40,840 --> 00:50:44,260 prove how attractive they are, how manly or how sexy. 364 00:50:55,080 --> 00:50:56,080 Hey, Arnie. 365 00:50:56,400 --> 00:50:58,080 What happened? The office burned down? 366 00:50:58,360 --> 00:51:01,900 I got kind of lonely for Gloria, you know? Well, she's occupied. 367 00:51:02,960 --> 00:51:04,240 She went into Ruthie's. 368 00:51:04,900 --> 00:51:05,900 Oh, yeah? 369 00:51:06,120 --> 00:51:07,740 I knew she was a live one. 370 00:51:07,980 --> 00:51:11,160 If I know Ruthie, they're not going to want to be disturbed for a couple of 371 00:51:11,160 --> 00:51:14,380 hours. What are we going to do around this dump to kill a little time? 372 00:51:15,080 --> 00:51:17,400 Hey, I met a new chick in the garage. 373 00:51:18,120 --> 00:51:20,260 She's pretty groovy. Says her name's Philly. 374 00:51:21,320 --> 00:51:22,320 Great. 375 00:51:23,550 --> 00:51:24,850 How about the welcoming committee bit? 376 00:51:25,290 --> 00:51:27,190 Right. Let's get some drinks. Okay. 377 00:51:53,450 --> 00:51:55,190 Oh, it feels good. 378 00:51:56,830 --> 00:51:59,910 After typing all day, my back really hurts. 379 00:52:00,750 --> 00:52:04,390 Here, baby, let me give you some of my real relaxing treatment. 380 00:52:42,210 --> 00:52:43,850 Cat's name is Dave Leo. 381 00:52:44,110 --> 00:52:46,730 He's the welcoming committee with me. 382 00:52:47,370 --> 00:52:48,670 It's a very old tradition. 383 00:52:49,070 --> 00:52:53,250 Well, that's very sweet of you fellas, but my place is such a mess, I'd hate to 384 00:52:53,250 --> 00:52:57,150 have anyone see it. Oh, fear not, sweet miss. We can adjourn over to my place 385 00:52:57,150 --> 00:53:00,670 for the official drink and the welcoming music. 386 00:53:00,970 --> 00:53:01,970 That sounds great. 387 00:53:02,270 --> 00:53:03,270 Good. 388 00:53:24,880 --> 00:53:27,200 Just to touch you. Oh, I know. 389 00:53:28,540 --> 00:53:29,540 I know. 390 00:53:30,800 --> 00:53:32,480 It's been so long. 391 00:54:51,400 --> 00:54:54,940 Well, that's how there is to it. I was born to be a dancer, and when my parents 392 00:54:54,940 --> 00:54:57,020 wouldn't let me, I just ran away from home. 393 00:54:57,720 --> 00:55:01,740 Well, um, your parents' loss is the world's gain. 394 00:55:45,980 --> 00:55:47,380 Hmm. 395 00:56:16,680 --> 00:56:21,300 Between Ruth and Connie, and now Gloria lending our apartment to complete 396 00:56:21,300 --> 00:56:26,460 strangers. I mean, who knows, strange people making love in my bed. 397 00:56:27,200 --> 00:56:31,680 I'm beginning to get the feeling I'm being sucked in a terrible whirlpool of 398 00:56:31,680 --> 00:56:35,820 sickness. Everything has an insane, dirty feeling about it. 399 00:56:36,540 --> 00:56:39,160 Flow is no longer a beautiful, tender emotion. 400 00:56:39,560 --> 00:56:44,680 It's a smelly, ugly game to be played before as many spectators as possible. 401 00:56:45,930 --> 00:56:48,710 Oh David, David, please don't you be like that. 402 01:03:16,040 --> 01:03:17,040 Oh, that's right. 403 01:03:17,140 --> 01:03:18,600 Somebody's fusing our apartment. 404 01:03:19,740 --> 01:03:21,360 Well, I guess I go and see David. 405 01:03:49,480 --> 01:03:50,540 Oh, no, no! 406 01:03:51,240 --> 01:03:52,540 Hi, honey, you're home early. 407 01:03:52,860 --> 01:03:55,640 I can't believe it. It's a joke. It's a horrible dream. 408 01:03:56,420 --> 01:03:57,600 What's the matter with you? 409 01:03:58,820 --> 01:04:01,100 What's the matter with me? What's the matter with you? 410 01:04:01,980 --> 01:04:06,240 David, I love you. You told me you loved me, and here I found you like this. 411 01:04:06,960 --> 01:04:09,740 What would I have found if I came up ten minutes later? 412 01:04:12,020 --> 01:04:15,000 I don't know. Why don't you come back in ten minutes and find out? 413 01:04:15,680 --> 01:04:19,200 If you think this is something, you should see what your girlfriend Gloria 414 01:04:19,200 --> 01:04:21,960 Ruth are doing. They've been over there for more than an hour. 415 01:04:22,620 --> 01:04:26,980 That's a lie. That's a terrible lie and some awful joke in bad taste. 416 01:04:27,420 --> 01:04:28,540 I don't believe you. 417 01:04:49,130 --> 01:04:50,009 It's all right, honey. 418 01:04:50,010 --> 01:04:51,490 Take it easy. It's all right. 419 01:04:52,310 --> 01:04:56,710 Yeah, baby. Forget it. Let me go. Let me go. I want to get out of here. I don't 420 01:04:56,710 --> 01:04:58,910 know what's going on here, baby. Leave me. Leave me. 421 01:05:02,070 --> 01:05:04,070 What was that, Ruth? I don't know. 422 01:05:04,550 --> 01:05:07,730 We better find out. It doesn't happen all the time, either. 423 01:05:08,690 --> 01:05:10,210 Let me go. 424 01:05:10,870 --> 01:05:11,870 I want to go. 425 01:05:12,250 --> 01:05:15,590 Leave me alone. I don't know. Hey, Arnie, maybe we better go and calm her 426 01:05:16,150 --> 01:05:17,150 Oh, man. 427 01:05:17,750 --> 01:05:18,750 Okay. 428 01:05:18,940 --> 01:05:21,580 They sold you out. Don't you get too calm, okay? 429 01:05:21,780 --> 01:05:22,780 Don't use it. 430 01:05:23,280 --> 01:05:24,820 I want to go. 431 01:05:25,260 --> 01:05:26,260 I want to go. 432 01:05:28,240 --> 01:05:30,220 Get off me. I want to go. 433 01:05:30,440 --> 01:05:31,660 I can't stand it. 434 01:05:32,620 --> 01:05:35,480 Let me go. 435 01:05:36,080 --> 01:05:38,080 Let me go. I want to go. 436 01:05:43,240 --> 01:05:45,020 Come on. 437 01:05:51,970 --> 01:05:58,870 What the hell are you 438 01:05:58,870 --> 01:06:00,150 doing here? And who is this cat? 439 01:06:00,370 --> 01:06:04,390 You answer that same question and I might tell you. And whose husband do you 440 01:06:04,390 --> 01:06:05,910 think you're stealing, you little tramp? 441 01:06:06,170 --> 01:06:09,870 Who are you calling a tramp? Don't you call anybody a tramp. You're nothing but 442 01:06:09,870 --> 01:06:10,468 a loser. 443 01:06:10,470 --> 01:06:13,290 There's a good explanation for this. Take your hands off me.